Barry Allen quotes from The Flash

Barry

Who are you?

You know who I am, Barry.

Barry

I don't know who you are.

But you do, Barry. We've been at this a long time, you and I, but I'm always one step ahead. It is your destiny to lose to me, Flash, just as it was your mother's destiny to die that night.

Joe

There's only two boxes left.

Barry

You know, at this rate, we'll be finished by Easter.

Joe

Don't even... [Barry decorates the Christmas tree in super-speed] Okay, the only red-suited dude I want in this house right now is Kris Kringle, you got it?

Wells

Very impressive, Mr. Allen. Your reaction to stimuli at super speed continues to improve.

Barry

It's still not enough.

Wells

It will be. You keep working like you are, you stay focused like you are, and you will be ready the next time the man in the yellow suit comes around.

Cisco

I think you mean the Reverse-Flash. What? He said it, not me. And he's right. Yellow suit, red lighting, and evil - the reverse of Barry.

Caitlin

Meh.

Wells

Actually, I kind of like it.

Wells

So potentially, these two guns could cancel each other out.

Cisco

Yeah, but to do that, you'd have to make them cross streams.

Barry

You mean like Ghostbusters?

Cisco

That film is surprisingly scientifically accurate.

Wells

And really quite funny.

Barry

Who is Hartley Rathaway?

Wells

Hartley Rathaway is the prodigal son. And he has returned.

Barry

You guys never mentioned his name.

Caitlin

That's because Hartley had a challenging personality.

Cisco

Which she means is, he was mostly a jerk. But, every once in a while, he could be a dick.

Cisco

That was insane. I mean, I'm even having a hard time getting mad at you for dirtying up my suit.

Barry

Okay, when are we gonna start considering it my suit?

Cisco

I'd be more comfortable calling it our suit.

Barry

[under his breath] Our suit.

Caitlin

Cisco says I don't have a life.

Barry

You don't, do you?

Caitlin

I do! I cook and I eat and I read and I help you.

Barry

So what you saying is, you do everything that has nothing to do with having a life.

Caitlin

[smiling] You don't have to be rude about it.

Barry

Hey, I'm not doing any better than you. My social life consists of running at superhuman speed and Netflix.

Caitlin

We are quite the pair, Mr. Allen.

Barry

Yes, we are, Dr. Snow.

Barry

Every time I got close, she'd disappear. It was like we were playing a game of...

Caitlin

Peek-a-Boo. Come on, can't I name one?

Barry

Dad. If I was the Flash, don't you think that you'd be the first to know about it?

Henry Allen

Yeah. Well, if the Flash were my son, I'd tell him a few things. First off, I'd tell him it's a dangerous world, so be careful. Then I'd tell him he's a hero. And he's saving a lot of lives. But the most important thing for him to know, I feel, is that his father's proud of him.

Dr. Martin Stein

I thought people your age didn't read actual books anymore.

Barry

Oh, I'm the only one.

Stein

[speaking through Ronnie's body] This body's taste buds would obviously be different from my own. Perhaps I'm now a light beer man.

Barry

There are worse things to be.

Stein

You mean like a living nuclear bomb?

Barry

You know.

Stein

Unstable nuclear fission was always a danger in the transmutation process. Plus, you all argue very loudly.

Caitlin

Beta, Alpha, Theta, Delta - all your brain waves are perfectly in sync. The chances of that happening are next to impossible.

Barry

Impossible is just another Tuesday for us, remember?

Cisco

Yeah, but this is like some Twilight Zone level stuff. And I say that knowing full well that we have a guy locked up in our basement who can turn himself into poison gas.

Wait, really?

Cisco

Dude, that was like week three.

Wells

You need to hurry, Barry's wounds are starting to heal with the fragments still under his skin.

Cisco

This is just like the time I stepped on a sea urchin. Only much worse.

Barry

Just don't pee on me.

Cisco

Uh, you know that's a myth, right?

Caitlin

So Clyde Mardon has a brother?

Wells

And both brothers survived the plane crash, and then the dark matter released from the particle accelerator explosion affects them both in virtually the same way.

Barry

Yeah, only Mark's power seem to be a lot more precise. To be able to control the weather like that, indoors?

Cisco

You'd have to be a Weather Wizard. Ooh, I've been waiting since week one to use that one.