A character in The Finder
Played by Geoff Stults
The Finder · 61 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Finder: in 42 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Leo Knox (14), Lance Sweets (5), Willa Monday (4)
Walter ShermanI need to call Isabel.
Wait. Uh, you don't have a phone.
Walter ShermanI got a ham radio.
And how are you gonna power it?
Walter has his toast generator.
Where?
At his place. It's 5 minutes away.
Yeah, through 140 mile-an-hour wind.
Walter ShermanThat's why I'm puttin' on my windbreaker.
Walter ShermanWhat gang was J-Stryke affiliated with?
He wasn't.
Walter ShermanWell, did he knuckle up with some other wrapper who was gangbanging?
J-Stryke's lyrics were mostly inspirational.
Walter ShermanDid J-Stryke gank his lines from another rapper or G his woman?
Walter, don't talk hip-hop. It harms both you and hip-hop.
Come on, Leo. Be the man you once were. Give me the hard drive.
Walter ShermanPsst. Watch out. She's trying to Darth Vader you.
If redemption was reversible, it wouldn't be redemption.
Walter ShermanOh, snap! You just got Skywalkered, lady.
I do a lot of work at a law firm. Last year a prenup went missing under suspicious circumstances, and you were the guy they hired to find it.
Walter ShermanOh yeah, that was a funny case.
Someone ended up dead, I think. Is that the same case?
Walter ShermanSame case.
It says the property is still owned by the same blind LLC that owned it 3 years ago.
Walter ShermanIt’s like The Chocolate Factory
I wouldn’t say that’s true.
Walter ShermanIt’s closed down. They never sold it. It’s just sitting there. Waiting.
For what?
Walter ShermanSomeone special. Wonka. Gene Wilder Wonka. Not Johnny Depp Wonka.
Walter ShermanYou don’t write like a woman.
Excuse me.
Walter ShermanNot like a woman. You write like a man writing like a woman. But not like a woman. There’s a difference, you know. It’s the pronouns. Women use more than men. There’s a whole study. I won’t bore you.
(Pointing gun) Can I see your ID please? (Walter pulls out his wallet and hands her a card.) A library card?
Walter ShermanPerfect return record. Can I see your ID please? (She flashes FBI credentials on her waist) McHottie? Agent McHottie? Seriously?
Yeah, well, I got through high school with that name. FBI's a snap.
Walter ShermanImagine what it'd been like for a homely girl.
Well, thank you.
Buddha said "Do not dwell on the past. Do not dream of the future. Concentrate the mind on the present moment."
Walter ShermanThere you go. The Buddha. He's a pretty smart guy, and also, like you, an over-eater.
WalterSo what is all this stuff?
I pretended I was you and made a big mess.
Against this. [starts hitting Leo]
No viper so little but hath its poison.
Ahhh! [Charging, in response Leo slaps him]
I'm not proud of that.
WalterHe's no bigger than a child.
He gave you no choice.
You should have just stepped on him.
WalterI never thought I'd see the day that you were a bully.
Do you guarantee client confidentiality?
Walter ShermanWhat? Like a lawyer? Nah.
What if I tell you this? You find it in a week or I kill everybody.
Walter ShermanYou do that, I find it in a day and burn it. No hard feelings.
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