Lance Sweets quotes from The Finder

Lance Sweets

Does your mind play tricks on you?

Walter Sherman

My lawyer says, "No".

Lance Sweets

Have you ever contemplated suicide?

Walter Sherman

Hell, I can think of at least ten people I'd kill before I'd kill myself.

Leo Knox

I'd write that as a "no".

Lance Sweets

Do you ever speak to inanimate objects?

Walter Sherman

Yes, and they hardly ever answer. Rude.

Lance Sweets

Do you enjoy setting fire to things?

Walter Sherman

Yes. Candles, bonfires, barbecues, lanterns and cats.

Willa

Attention, boring old people, I got invited to a beach party, can I go?

Leo Knox

Anyone I know?

Willa

The Montgomerys at Farrow Point.

Leo Knox

Rich folks.

Willa

Their son Kevin asked me, I told him the truth that I am on probation.

Walter Sherman

Ahh I bet that got him exited, found himself a bad girl.

Willa

Don't make it like that, he was cool.

Walter Sherman

Was he "cool" or was he a target?

Leo Knox

Walter, didn't we agree to give Willa the benefit of the doubt?

Shouldn't you take advantage that there is a shrink on the house? [points to Sweets] He could tell us if Willa is a sociopath.

Lance Sweets

I'm sorry, who is this? [points to Willa]

Walter Sherman

Willa works and lives here while she is on probation.

Leo Knox

[fatherly] Should we have a talk about boys and beach parties?

Willa

Ewww!

[awkwardly] It's not like... you know... you... being around...?

Willa

[to Isabella] Thanks, Mom! [to Leo] Thanks, Dad! [to Walter] Thanks, creepy older brother! [to Lance Sweets] Thanks, eavesdropping shrink!