Willa Monday quotes from The Finder

Willa Monday

A windowless van with a snake painted on it. Wouldn't it be simpler to just write "Rape mobile" instead?

Willa

Attention, boring old people, I got invited to a beach party, can I go?

Leo Knox

Anyone I know?

Willa

The Montgomerys at Farrow Point.

Leo Knox

Rich folks.

Willa

Their son Kevin asked me, I told him the truth that I am on probation.

Walter Sherman

Ahh I bet that got him exited, found himself a bad girl.

Willa

Don't make it like that, he was cool.

Walter Sherman

Was he "cool" or was he a target?

Leo Knox

Walter, didn't we agree to give Willa the benefit of the doubt?

Shouldn't you take advantage that there is a shrink on the house? [points to Sweets] He could tell us if Willa is a sociopath.

Lance Sweets

I'm sorry, who is this? [points to Willa]

Walter Sherman

Willa works and lives here while she is on probation.

Leo Knox

[fatherly] Should we have a talk about boys and beach parties?

Willa

Ewww!

[awkwardly] It's not like... you know... you... being around...?

Willa

[to Isabella] Thanks, Mom! [to Leo] Thanks, Dad! [to Walter] Thanks, creepy older brother! [to Lance Sweets] Thanks, eavesdropping shrink!

Willa Monday

Do you believe that ultimate fulfillment can only be found in the arms of a "significant other"?

Leo Knox

There are an infinite number of paths to fulfillment. The soul is neither man nor woman. What are you reading?

Willa Monday

Some ladies magazine from the 80's.

These people - Who do they think they are? For centuries, they have been hiding the truth and for centuries brave men and women have defied them. Merlin. Jesus. Galileo.

Willa Monday

Tom Hanks.

Leo Knox

How's it going?

Willa Monday

There's an internet behind the internet made up of cached information. It's been archived and erased, but not destroyed.

Leo Knox

There's a difference between erase and destroy?

Willa Monday

Oh yeah. It's like chasing a ghost through a hall of mirrors.

Leo Knox

Where'd you learn to do this?

Willa Monday

I used to be the ghost.

Walter Sherman

I need to call Isabel.

Wait. Uh, you don't have a phone.

Walter Sherman

I got a ham radio.

And how are you gonna power it?

Leo Knox

Walter has his toast generator.

Where?

Willa Monday

At his place. It's 5 minutes away.

Yeah, through 140 mile-an-hour wind.

Walter Sherman

That's why I'm puttin' on my windbreaker.

Walter

So what is all this stuff?

Willa

I pretended I was you and made a big mess.

Against this. [starts hitting Leo]

Leo

No viper so little but hath its poison.

Ahhh! [Charging, in response Leo slaps him]

Leo

I'm not proud of that.

Walter

He's no bigger than a child.

He gave you no choice.

Willa

You should have just stepped on him.

Walter

I never thought I'd see the day that you were a bully.

Leo Knox

Where are you going?

Willa Monday

Gotta go meet up with my sour faced, pucker lips, frowny frown probation officer.