[Alf walks out of shop holding a piece of paper]
Unlucky Alf
Just bought me lottery ticket, though knowing my luck I probbly won't win 'owt. Bloody hell!
[the giant lottery finger appears]
Lottery Finger
It's you!
[the finger pushes Alf and he smashes through the window behind him. A man walks from the shop]
Lottery Finger
Oh, sorry, I mean you.
The Man
YEEEEEEEEESSSS!
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