Swiss Toni
Do I find you reading a book, Paul?
Paul
Yeah, sorry, Swiss. There are no customers, and, it's a guide book I'm going camping at the weekend.
Swiss Toni
Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: you unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.
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