Swiss Toni and Paul in “Season Three, Episode Two”

Washing a car, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: you've got to caress the body, breathe softly and gently on her, and give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

All we ever do is wash the bloody cars, Toni. I mean, when are we gonna sell them?

What is it that women want, Paul?

I don't know, babies, probably.

You're a Neanderthal, Paul!

What's that?

Caveman, living in prehistoric times. Let me tell you what the sophisticated, modern, liberated, nineties ladies like. They like fine wines, Belgian chocolates, Hello! magazine, and the smell of a pipe. Did I ever tell you about the time I was on St. Lucia? Met a girl on the beach, she was young, and dark, and fruity. She had on the tiniest... the tiniest bikini that I have ever seen. And when I took her up to my room, she took it off. She had the most extraordinary...[static]