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Prof. Dexter in “Season Two, Episode Three”

Prof. Dexter

We took seventy millilitres of ordinary tap-water, and put it in this beaker. Then we took seventy millilitres of rainwater from the laboratory roof, and put it in this beaker... don't ask me why. We just did.

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