...and on the way back from the cove, within a hundred yards of each other, we saw Stevie Nicks and Helena Bonham-Carter, so we gave them a lift on the back of a tractor... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode One
“Patrick Nice”
...and our eldest son, Alexander, won the Nobel Chemistry Prize, so we all went over to Stockholm for the presentation, and REM did an impromptu concert... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode One
...and we were in Harrod's, shopping for guavas, and we saw Kevin Kline, who gave me a lovely smile... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode Two
...and I was at university with Hugh Grant, so he lent us his cottage in Provence, and we just spent the whole week pottering about in his battered old rubber dinghy... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode Two
...and the same six numbers came up the following week, so that was another 3 million... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode Three
...and Genevieve's uncle died unexpectedly and left me all his yachts. And then Tamara came running out of our Somerset house, as fast as her little legs could carry her, to tell me I was a direct descendant of Kublai Khan... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode Four
...and I was rummaging around in the attic, and I found the original copy of the Bible... which was nice.
Season Two, Episode Five
...and unfortunately, I left my fingerprints all over the handle, so it looks like I'll be going down for 15 years... which is a shame.
Season Two, Episode Seven
...when I was a very small boy, one hot midsummer afternoon, in the garden. I was sitting very still in my play-tent, and something made me look up. And I saw a hob-goblin... sitting in Daddy's wheel-barrow... which was nice.
Season Three, Episode One
...and Louise and I met at university, and it really was love at first sight. We couldn't wait to get married, and children just sort of happened, you know? And we've been really lucky, we're still friends and lovers, even after fifteen years. And last Tuesday, Louise had her first orgasm... which was nice.
Season Three, Episode Two
...and all my environmental proposals were accepted at the Earth Summit, by the Americans and the developing nations, even though it was just an off-the-cuff remark about greenfly... which was nice.
Season Three, Episode Six
...and yay, all the prophecies were fulfilled. And verily black was white. And all the rivers of the world ran with milk, and honey, and wine. And green were the valleys. And Seraphim, Lord of Ellehim, and the Nazarim on high. And death; and war; and pestilence; and famine; and hypocrisy; and envy, and greed, were banished, for all eternity... which was nice.
Season Three, Episode Seven
...and then they made me their chief... which was nice.
...so they named the hospital after me... which was nice.
...and I looked at the formula again, and noticed that I'd put a decimal point in the wrong place. So I corrected it and discovered that I really had found a cure for cancer... which was nice.
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