This is extraordinary, C.J.!
Smell number two: nine people - herbs, one each for: lavender, thyme, marjoram, spice factory, heather and Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
This is astonishing, C.J.!
Smell number three, and a greater degree of unanimity: fourteen people - roses. But!
But!
I can hardly credit this, C.J.
It's the same sorry story for all ten smells.
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
Mr. Perrin. Are you trying to tell me that you're providing a valuable social service?
Exactly. I'm not trying to tell you, I'm succeeding. If I'd said "I like squashy bananas" I would have been failing to say "I am providing a valuable social service", but I didn't say "I like squashy bananas", I said "I am providing a valuable social service", thus succeeding brilliantly in saying "I am providing a valuable social service".
LELabour Exchange Clerk
Why did you leave Sunshine Desserts?
I was, er, ooh, sacked. When I say "I don't want to commute", I am prepared to travel a small distance, of course.
LELabour Exchange Clerk
Why were you sacked?
Well, I sort of staged a fake suicide and, er, came back as my long lost friend from... The company car isn't absolutely essential and I am prepared to work weekends.
It's my great pleasure to welcome back Reginald Perrin, the former head of the amazing Grot shops chain. I understand you're now running a community called "Perrins", Mr. Perrin?
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