"I'm a traditional jazz band person"
So come on, Jimmy, who are you going to fight when this balloon of yours goes up?
Forces of anarchy: wreckers of law and order. Communists,
You realise the sort of people you're going to attract, don't you Jimmy? Thugs, bully-boys, psychopaths, sacked policemen, security guards, sacked security guards, racialists, Paki-bashers, queer-bashers, Chink-bashers, basher-bashers, anybody-bashers, Rear Admirals, queer Admirals, Vice-Admirals, fascists, neo-fascists, crypto-fascists, loyalists, neo- loyalists, crypto-loyalists.
Do you really think so? I thought support might be difficult.
Have a nice day at the office!
I won't!
No ... what's for dinner?
Do you find you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during "Play For Today"?
That's extraordinary, Doc! That's exactly how I've been feeling.
So have I. I wonder what it is? Take two aspirins.
Look, I came here for a balanced three-course meal - ravioli, ravioli and ravioli. I like ravioli.
Time and motion wait for no man.
The computer has processed the results of the smelling.
Exactly. As you so rightly say "Ah!" This is what smell number one reminded its smellers of: five people - mountains, four people - snow, three people - fresh water, two people - large forest, one person - Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap!
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