Reggie quotes from The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

Reggie

So come on, Jimmy, who are you going to fight when this balloon of yours goes up?

Reggie

You realise the sort of people you're going to attract, don't you Jimmy? Thugs, bully-boys, psychopaths, sacked policemen, security guards, sacked security guards, racialists, Paki-bashers, queer-bashers, Chink-bashers, basher-bashers, anybody-bashers, Rear Admirals, queer Admirals, Vice-Admirals, fascists, neo-fascists, crypto-fascists, loyalists, neo- loyalists, crypto-loyalists.

Reggie

I won't!

Reggie

No ... what's for dinner?

Reggie

That's extraordinary, Doc! That's exactly how I've been feeling.

Reggie

Look, I came here for a balanced three-course meal - ravioli, ravioli and ravioli. I like ravioli.

Reggie

Time and motion wait for no man.

Reggie

This is extraordinary, C.J.!

Reggie

This is astonishing, C.J.!

Reggie

But!

Reggie

I can hardly credit this, C.J.

Reggie

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Reggie

Exactly. I'm not trying to tell you, I'm succeeding. If I'd said "I like squashy bananas" I would have been failing to say "I am providing a valuable social service", but I didn't say "I like squashy bananas", I said "I am providing a valuable social service", thus succeeding brilliantly in saying "I am providing a valuable social service".

Reggie

I was, er, ooh, sacked. When I say "I don't want to commute", I am prepared to travel a small distance, of course.

Reggie

Well, I sort of staged a fake suicide and, er, came back as my long lost friend from... The company car isn't absolutely essential and I am prepared to work weekends.