S1 E3Jealousy
RPRob Petrie
Morning, honey.
[puckers his lips expecting a kiss]
(in rapid-fire fashion) What do you mean by that? It may be a good morning for you, but it wasn't for me! You didn't have to clean up the mess that this one made when he decided to finger paint all over the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste. And you don't have to be concerned at all about the fact that the cleaning woman isn't coming today and you have five people coming over for lunch. Sure, go ahead, good morning! Why not?
RPRob Petrie
(recoiling) Honey, give me another chance. I'll go out and come in again. I won't say good morning. I'll just wave as I go by.
S1 E5Washington vs. the Bunny
MCMel Cooley
Rob, I did not come here to get insulted.
BSBuddy Sorrell
Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace.
RPRob Petrie
Laura, there is no reason for your behavior!
There is every reason for my behavior — I'm angry!
RPRob Petrie
Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer!
For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.
RPRob Petrie
Well, what are you angry with me for?
I'm not angry with you. I'm angry with me for being angry with you.
RPRob Petrie
Well, is there anything I can do to patch up this little quarrel you're having among yourself so I can get out of the doghouse?
Did you ever think of trying a kiss?
(Rob leans over to kiss her on the neck)
(Rob kisses her lightly on the cheek)
(Rob kisses her lightly on the lips)
(smiles)
(they embrace and kiss deeply) Oh, yes.
(they resume their kiss)
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