Laura, there is no reason for your behavior!
There is every reason for my behavior — I'm angry!
Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer!
For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.
Well, what are you angry with me for?
I'm not angry with you. I'm angry with me for being angry with you.
Well, is there anything I can do to patch up this little quarrel you're having among yourself so I can get out of the doghouse?
Did you ever think of trying a kiss?
(Rob leans over to kiss her on the neck)
Not on the neck.
(Rob kisses her lightly on the cheek)
That's better.
(Rob kisses her lightly on the lips)
Almost.
(smiles)
(they embrace and kiss deeply) Oh, yes.
(they resume their kiss)
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