Chris Morris, Spartacus Mills and others in “Unfinished Business”

We're pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?

No.

A sound?

Woouueerrrr.

Spartacus, thank you. Alan, Sport.

Alan Partridge

Thanks, Chris. Well, as I said, it really was--

Shut it, Alan - I want you to stop! All programmes have now been suspended on all channels to allow the broadcast of this film, held in reserve for times of crisis...