(After Franklin transforms and behaves like The Mask) Oh dear. This is just what he did at Nixon's funeral.
(After transforming into The Mask) Drrrrrrrrrrinkin'!
(Singing) I punch like a comet then drink till I vomit, I'm Franklin the sailor man!
As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I would just like to say America stinks!
(Imitating Julia Child) Then you sprinkle the chicken liberally with old spice.
(Driving through a Picaso painting) Take that Guernica!
(Crashing through the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in a helecopter) Take that Birth of Man!
Kabong!
(Preparing for the vice presidential debate) Now let's rob that bank. (Puts a stocking on his head)
(Goes to the cockpit of a plane and sees the pilot's a penguin) A penguin! And he's been drinking! Wait a minute... penguins can't fly... PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!
(To a penguin pilot when their plane goes down) No I will not pray with you!
Oh, Son. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times ... who are all you people?
I didn't ask to be secretary of balloon doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
I was the head of a trucker's union once. That reminds me, there's a lot of money and some dead bodies buried in the back yard!
Forget the rivets, darling, Crazy Glue will hold any surface together! It's crazy!!!
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