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The Cosby Show · Season 5, Episode 16

Vanessa and Rudy in “Can I Say Something?”

When I was your age, I always wanted to stay up past my bedtime, but I could never figure out how to do it. You went to Mom and Dad with your list, and they changed it. Way to go!

Come on! What are you really doing? You're making fun of me, aren't you?

No, I mean it. I'm really proud of you.

I don't believe it! You came here to laugh at me because I'm tired. Well, it won't work!

What's the matter with you?

Don't play dumb with me. I know what you're really doing here! The whole family's setting me up to fail. Kenny told me. He said you're going to try to teach me a lesson. You don't think I can stay up. Well I'm on to you, sista! You're the ones that are going to look like fools, see! Yeah, when I pull this off!

You know what your problem is? You've been staying up too late watching too many of those old gangster movies.

I'll watch what I want, when I want! And you palookas can't stop me! I've been in tougher fixes than this! And you can just take your phony smile and hit the bricks!

Hit the bricks?!?

Yeah, scram, baby! [Vanessa leaves the room as Rudy goes back to her desk] They're not going to take me alive, yeah!

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