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The Cosby Show · Season 2, Episode 9

“Clair's Sister” quotes from The Cosby Show

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“Clair's Sister” · Season 2, Episode 9

In this episode: Cliff Huxtable (6), Al (4), Theo Huxtable (2)

[Theo comes in with a record]

Hey, dad.

[setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?

Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.

How much did it cost?

Uhh, $7.88.

And how much money did I give you?

Ten dollars.

[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]

So...?

So?

[Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?

Change?

Change!

Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.

Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?

Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married.

SSarah

Why not?

[hugging Clair] Well I lost one girl, already. I'm not sure I'm ready to lose another.

Well you can have that one back if you want.

GGarvin

What are they laughing at?

Us.

They're laughing at what we are, and what you're going to be.

GGarvin

What's that?

A husband.

I wonder how they'd feel if we all laughed at them.

We can't.

GGarvin

Why not?

Because they're not funny.

[Theo comes in with a record]

Hey, dad.

[setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?

Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.

How much did it cost?

Uhh, $7.88.

And how much money did I give you?

Ten dollars.

[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]

So...?

So?

[Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?

Change?

Change!

Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.

Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?

Sarah, I'm not sure I want you to get married.

SSarah

Why not?

[hugging Clair] Well I lost one girl, already. I'm not sure I'm ready to lose another.

Well you can have that one back if you want.

GGarvin

What are they laughing at?

Us.

They're laughing at what we are, and what you're going to be.

GGarvin

What's that?

A husband.

I wonder how they'd feel if we all laughed at them.

We can't.

GGarvin

Why not?

Because they're not funny.

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