[Cleveland Jr. gobbles like a turkey]
[sobbing] Sometimes, I see so much of your mother in you.
[Junior puts a piece of bread in his mouth and one turkey snaps at it]
[chuckles] I choose this one, Daddy. He put his pecker in my mouth.
Okay, okay. Shoot it.
[hands Junior a shotgun]
What? I'm not shooting this turkey. Killing innocent animals is wrong.
No animals are innocent. They are guilty of something. Besides, you eat turkey all the time.
That's turkey the food. This is turkey the animal. Benjamin Franklin thought turkeys were so noble, he suggested they be America's national bird.
Benjamin Franklin was an atheist pedophile who flew kites to meet children. That's why God struck him with lightning.
I won't do it. Noooooooo!!!!!!
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