You're living in a storage unit?!
[Evelyn and LeVar look at each other]
Yeah, thankful close owners. So we moved in here.
What happened to your savings?
They're gone. Okay? I got scammed.
[leaves]
Scammed? What was it? A flim-flam, ponzi scheme, pyramid, straw men, three car monte, bayton switch, smash n' grab, ticklin' tate, jerk and jet, blow and go?
Nah, nothing like that. It was a telemarketing scam.
A ring-ring sting? That's the oldest one? Oh my, you become a dumb old man. Ah, hoh-hoh! This is delicious! Ha-hoh! This makes me happier than a butterfly when he runs into his caterpillar ex-girlfriend.
[Rick gets a cup of coffee]
Karen?
Oh. Hey, Rick. What have you been up to?
What have I been up to? I'm flyin', I'm freakin' flyin'. Have fun on the ground with that drummer, you bitch!
[He flies away, then cries]'
Oh, Mom. I'm sorry this had to happen to you. You shouldn't be forced to live like this because you married a fool.
[LeVar get saddened]
The two of you shall move into Wilbermoore. My house, that's what I named it.
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