So what do say during naptime I crawl on your mat when Mrs. Lowenstein didn't look, we could kiss each other on the....
[he picks his nose, rolls the booger, flicks it in his mouth and eats it]
Mmm..Lips.
Eww!
[runs away]
What the... What'd I say? Bernard, Theodore. Y'all see that? She crazy!
What you expect? You just ate a booger in front of her. That ain't cool.
Why not? Boogers are fun, free and delicious. Besides, that guy's doing it and he looks pretty cool.
[an Asian guy on the sidewalk picks his nose and eat it]
Ahh, it's all fun.
Yeah. Well, girls don't think it's cool. They think it's gross. And if you don't quit eating them boogers, you ain't gonna sco no mo.
Ain't gonna sco no mo?! That was a booger. I swallowed it.
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