[Cleveland and Cleveland, Jr. are out for a drive with Cleveland, Jr. driving]
Good. All right now accelerate just a little bit.
How am I doing, Daddy?
Fine. Just put your pinkies down.
[Cleveland, Jr. puts his pinkies down. suddenly, they run over a pedestrian on a bike]
[looks back] Oh my god! You hit a cyclist!
What should I do, Daddy?
Drive, drive, drive!
[Cleveland, Jr. slams on the drive pedal and has his pinkies up. a police siren wails]
Pinkies!
5-0, 5-0.
Faster, Junior!
[police siren continues wailing as Cleveland, Jr. turns left, then right]
I can't shake them!
[helicopters come by and a pilot shoots at the sides of the car and another shoots at Cleveland]
You're hit.
No, HE'S hit! [shoots at the helicopter and it lands in explosion]
[Cleveland, Jr. steers out of control and they head for a tree]
Look out for that tree! [they bump into it and the airbag activates]
[the buzzer on the set is heard as the FAIL screen blinks. the set closes]
So this is what your dad does every day.
Wow, being a cable installer is stressful. No wonder you're always drunk.
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