Brittas
Timothy! You've arranged to play squash with Gavin, you're all set and raring to go. When suddenly, he stands you up because he's decided to go out with his girlfriend! Course of action?
Tim
Well, there are a number of options, Mr Brittas: tampering with his brakes, electrocuting him with his CD player...
Brittas
No! You play with yourself!
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