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S1 E15

The Brak Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Brak and Winston in “Unfinished Business”

Brak

Hey Winston: how come you don't have any toys? All you've got is, is condiments.

Winston

I use them when I have people over to eat. It makes them tastier to me. To my mouth. Heeheeheehee.

Brak

Yeah, huhuhuh. That's a good one.

Winston

Why don't you pick up that knife and stab yourself a few times?

Brak

What?

Winston

Oh I'd do it myself, but my heart's so puny it can't pump enough juice to get my limbs to workin'.

Brak

Hey why don't we play a game or something? Wouldn't that be fun?

Winston

Oh yeah, that would. How 'bout if you play, uh, you bang your head on that wall 'n' crawl back over to me?

Brak

That doesn't sound like fun at all.

Winston

Uh-huh -- it's fun for me. 'Cause I eat you! Fun for Winston!

Brak

One more remark like that and I am leaving!

Winston

No don't go, don't go -- Winston lonely! We'll play a game just like Brak said.... Then I eat you!

Brak

Winston!

Winston

Huhuhuh, I'm just jokin'!

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