[Cindy is explaining her predicament to Carol]
And he wrote down the names, even mine!
But that's his job, sweetheart.
Yes, but I'm his very own sister!
Well, that doesn't give you any special privileges. The same rules apply to you that apply to anyone else.
[angrily] I don't see why they should.
Let me see... I'll try to explain it to you this way. Let's say that Bobby was a policeman, and I drove through a red light. Accidentally, of course. Well, I would expect him to give me a ticket.
Your own son?
Absolutely.
Boy, if I ever had a son who was a policeman and he gave me a ticket, I'd give him a spanking!
[Bobby comes in, Cindy leaves angrily]
I guess she was complaining about me.
You guessed right.
And I guess you took her side.
You guessed wrong.
You didn't?
No. Well, Cindy didn't like it, but you were just doing your duty.
[Bobby leaves]
I wonder if he really would give me a ticket.
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