[furiously snaps] LOOK! YOUR FATHER, IF HE HAS TO WAIT, HE IS GOING TO BE VERY UPSET!
I am afraid he is going to be upset anyhow. The cigarettes were mine.
Cigarettes? What cigarettes?
The ones you thought were Greg’s. See? We switched jackets by mistake.
[After Tommy says this, Mrs. Johnson pauses her anger. And she says...!]
[calmly] Oh, I see. I certainly owe Greg an apology. (Thanks for telling the truth, Tommy.)
[Mrs. Johnson turns to Greg and says...!]
[to Greg] I’m really very sorry.
Yes, ma’am.
Well, if I were waiting at a crowded airport...!
[Mrs. Johnson turns to Carol.]
[to Mrs. Johnson] Mrs. Johnson, how about next Friday?
Yes, next Friday.
Mom? Can we talk about it before we pick up Dad?
[Mrs. Johnson --in response-- resumes anger and says...!]
[furiously and snaps] I EXPECT THAT WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE AND AFTER WE PICK UP YOUR FATHER! NOW COME ALONG, TOMMY!
[True to what Mrs. Johnson says, she expects she and Tommy talk about it both before and after they pick up --Tommy's father-- Mr. Johnson from the airport. That is, and she --Mrs. Johnson-- lets Tommy know he is going to be in serious trouble.]
Good luck, Tommy.
Yeah, I’m sure gonna need it. See you.
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