Nobody said goodbye to me or anything, and I didn't think they cared.
Oh sweetheart, everybody cares. And I bet you your baseball cards you can't guess who cares the most.
You? [Carol nods] Even though I'm only a step?
Listen, the only steps in this house are those... [shows Bobby the stairs] ...the ones that lead up to your bedroom. So how about marching right back up there?
Hey Dad, Mom and me are back home again!
Good, cause that's where you both belong!
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