The Deep and Sister Sage in “Unfinished Business”

The Deep

I don’t get you, dude. Like, at all. You start off, you’re a total bitch. And then you tell me I’m, like, a superior being–which of course I like–and that you’re down to pound, which obviously I will...

Sister Sage

I know. Most people, their brains grow till they’re about 25, then stop forever. Mine doesn’t. It regenerates, constantly. Stab me in the heart, I die. But stab me in the brain and the little fucking bitch grows back. [holds out scalpel] I want you to put this inside me.

The Deep

[chuckles] That’s the worst dildo I’ve ever seen, but–

Sister Sage

No, in my eye. Here.

The Deep

I am down for, like, a lot, but...

Sister Sage

It’s temporary.

The Deep

Hmm?

Sister Sage

You give me a frontal lobotomy and I don’t have to fucking be me for a couple hours.

The Deep

Uh, that’s just… fucking gross.

Sister Sage

I’ll let you ass-fuck me while we watch the Kim and Ray J video.

The Deep

[takes scalpel from Sage] Okay, so where do you want me to put it? [points at her eye] Just right there?

Sister Sage

Sit down. Now, avoid the eye itself. I don’t want to go blind.