[to Homelander] Sir, after that debacle at Godolkin–thank you again for saving my life–the board felt we should find new candidates for The Seven, ASAP. The selection committee has narrowed it down to 25 choices.
[Ashley switches to a Supe leaderboard on the monitor. Homelander has his back turned towards her.]
Um… Okay, great. If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands.
Pass. She's a butterface. Her body's on point, but her face...
Yeah, I get it. Thank you so much for explaining. [under her breath] Chauvinist prick. [looks at Hyperion's profile] Ugh, not that slutty cum rag.
[She clicks on the profile of a male Supe named Dogknott]
Hold up, I thought he ate a dog.
He ate out a dog. [A-Train and Ashley give concerned looks] It's a big difference.
[Ashley clicks on the next profile, which shows…]
Sister Sage? Hell no. She was with me in Teenage Kix for, like, barely a year before they canned her ass.
What's her power?
She's the world's smartest person. She's not smart enough to know when to shut her mouth. [looks at the profile of a white male Supe named…] Wrangler. Isn't he a–
Texas nutjob. The San Antonio office had to cover up those migrant murders.
I kinda like him.
Of course, he bumps us with suburban women and white men over 50. Amazing choice, sir.
Yeah, I totally agree. He's a mensch. Did I use that word right? Mensch?
[to Ashley] You just said he was crazy.
What I meant was we would be crazy to, you know, not bring him in.
[beat; groans] I am surrounded by sycophants and fucking imbeciles!
It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir.
Deep, just… [beat; turns chair around to face The Deep] Blow A-Train.
What?
I'm not kidding. Go over there, pull out A-Train's cock and blow him.
[The Deep just scoffs before reluctantly getting up from his chair to stand next to A-Train]
[to A-Train] Get up.
[A-Train stands up and faces The Deep, who kneels down to eye level with A-Train's crotch. Ashley is surprisingly turned on and grins.]
[chuckles; to A-Train] Sex is just a spectrum, right, bro?
Get off your fucking knees!
[The Deep quickly gets up and returns to his seat]
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Not one of you has the stomach to challenge anything I say. [gets up and starts walking out of the conference room] Oh, my God. I have gotta carry this entire fucking company on my shoulders.
You're… right?
[Homelander stops for a moment, then sighs and leaves]
[notices A-Train staring at him] I wasn't gonna do it.
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