Who asked you? Back there. Who the fuck asked you for your opinion?
[offended] I am a member of this team.
Please. [pause; looks around] Homelander's a great man, [lowers his voice] but the way that you kiss his ass is fuckin' gross.
Hey, man. Look, I get it, okay? This is tough. You know, me handpicked by Homelander to come back, and you on your way out again. And a rebrand? This late in the game? Ouch. The new A-Train… How'd that work out for Eagle the Archer when he became Eagle the Rapper? Oh, that's right; it fucking didn't. It's just sad, man.
You're like Ashton Kutcher fucked a clownfish. You're a joke. And you're so dumb, you don't even know it.
[gets in A-Train's face and whispers angrily in his ear] Oh, yeah? Well, how about I tell Homelander who really leaked all that Nazi shit on Stormfront?
How about I tell him you fished the Flight 37 video out of the Atlantic and gave it to Maeve?
[shoves A-Train] What, come on! Run at me, bro! I forgot your legs don't fuckin' work!
[A-Train punches him hard in the chest]
[doubled over in pain] You gill-punched me!
Yeah!
Motherfucker!
[The Deep tackles A-Train into the wall, but both collapse to the ground, groaning in pain. Homelander walks up to them]
Boys, boys, boys…
[Homelander helps The Deep stand back up and pats him on the back, then looks down at A-Train still hunched on the ground]
A-Train… just stay there and rest those useless fuckin' legs.
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