[Ashley shows Homelander a viral video of him killing an innocent civilian boy after confronting a Supe in an African village]
Oh… [scoffs] So, what? They're all starving, but one of them's got a fuckin' cell phone?
You know, I really wish you had cleared this with me before you went over there.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't have to clear shit with you, Ashley. I saw a chance for an easy win, and I took it. How many views?
Well, they posted last night. We scrubbed it seventeen minutes later, but that's forever, and there's been some blowback.
Blowback? Alright, fine, fine, fine. So, what? I–I'm down a point? Point and a half? Two?
[clears throat] No, nine and a half.
Nine and a half? Nine... Nine and a half?
[Ashley switches to another video of a huge crowd protesting against Homelander]
What, th–they're fucking protesting… me? Oh, my God. Th–They're pro... They're protesting me.
They've been at the Tower all afternoon.
Why didn't you fucking say something?! Goddammit. Don't these fucking ingrates realize I killed that asshole for them? What do they think "Saving America" fucking means, anyway?
Well, PR is drafting a response as we speak. Acknowledgment, apology, action.
No, no, no, no. Apology? No. You schedule a press conference, and–and I'll clean it up myself.
Uh, well, Mr. Edgar... and legal would like your official position to be "no comment at this time." Please, no press until the crisis team has an actionable strategy, okay?
[Homelander runs into Stormfront as he walks back to his trailer]
Bad day? Hey, I'm with you! Fuck these maxi pad-wearing ingrate hicks. But you know, there's a way to handle it.
I do not need your fucking help.
Sure. You seem to be doing so well on your own. Well, I'm here when you want me.
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