[Trans-Oceanic Flight 37 has lost both pilots after Homelander and Queen Maeve kill the last of the hijackers]
Can you fly a plane?
[shakes his head] Wouldn’t matter if I did. [points at the destroyed control board]
What do we do?!
[Homelander just aimlessly looks around and walks out of the cockpit]
[to the passengers] Alright, everyone, remain calm. Stay in your seats. Everything’s under control. [gives thumbs-up]
You’ve gotta go out there. Lift the plane up.
Lift the plane? How? Th–There’s nothing to stand on; it’s fucking air.
I don’t know, fly at it! Ram it straight!
You know, at that kind of speed, either the plane goes ass over tit, or I’ll punch straight through the hull or–
[The plane dips into a nosedive. Oxygen masks to deploy, which sends everyone into a panic]
[to the passengers] Whoa! That was a big one! Everything’s fine, don’t worry about it!
[pause; Homelander glares at her] Okay. Okay, you take everyone one by one. You fly them to the ground.
[laughs] And what, come back 123 times? Maeve, think.
[Maeve realizes to her horror that Homelander has no intention of saving the passengers]
We’re done here.
Please!
[to the passengers] Everything’s fine, guys. Everything’s fine. You’re okay.
Wait, you’re leaving us?
No, no, no, no, no. I’m just seeing something down the back.
Oh, my God. You’re leaving! He’s leaving us!
I said I’m not.
[The plane turns on its side. Everyone panics even harder.]
Homelander, are you gonna save us?
Oh, sweetheart, of course I’m gonna save you! You betcha! I’m gonna save everyone here. Don’t worry about it.
[Maeve looks around in dismay as the passengers continue freaking out]
Maeve!
[Homelander heads to the back of the plane and breaks the emergency door open. Maeve sees a mother with her daughter and tries to save them.]
Okay, you two. Take off your masks. Come on! Now! [to Homelander] Take these two!
No, no!
Just these two, please!
No! What, so they can tell the world we left the rest of them to fucking die?!
Come on!
No, Maeve! [to several passengers trying to escape] No, you stay back! ALL OF YOU, STAY BACK! [activates laser eyes] YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK OR I’LL LASER YOU, GODDAMMIT!! I’LL LASER EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
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