When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt.
[From offscreen] Y'all better listen to him.
Booty, gettin' some booty, is more important than food. It's more important than drinkin' water. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here. [Looks straight at Tom, the camera zooming in on him as eerie music plays] I likes ya.
He likes ya!
And I want ya.
And he wants ya!
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be?
WHATCHU WANT, TOM?!
I asked you a question, Tom.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, TOM!
[Tom is shaking and sweating by now, visibly nervous]
I don't answer...
Ah-ah-ah! Excuse me, I didn't hear you, Tom!
I said I don't wanna answer- I don't wanna- I don't wanna do this anymore!
Sound to me like you want it the hard way!
GIVE IT TO 'IM!
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