(To Riley about the messy living room) Jesus! Boy, look at you. All you do is lay around here and watch TV and eat my food and breathe my air, just as lazy as you can be. Go out and do something.
What am I supposed to do? I ain't got no money!
Well, try getting up off your ass and cleaning up my living room. You lucky President Obama is not here to see this! You're lazy, you need a hobby or something!
Give me an allowance and I'll find a good hobby.
Allowance?! I allow you to live here. I allow you to eat my food! I allow you to burn up my electricity!
I mean a money allowance.
Well, how about this? Trash is starting to stink, and guess what? You're allowed to take it out. Hee-hee-hee.
(voice over) I was a loser. I might as well been dead.
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