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The Boondocks · Season 1, Episode 15

Uncle Ruckus and Granddad in “Unfinished Business”

Uncle Ruckus

First of all, if woman is over 35 years old and she ain't married then she must be as nutty as squirrel shit!

GGranddad

But everything was so right, and by everything else, I mean her looks. She was fine!

Uncle Ruckus

She couldn't look that good, she was black! But I guess if you put lipstick and a wig on a monkey, it could look good too!(chuckles, and says to himself) A monkey in lipstick and a wig...

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