(While looking at his Myspace page) I got a date? I can't believe it!
Of course you got a date, Grandad! Everything on your page is a lie!
NO IT IS NOT!
Grandad you don't skydive, you not Brazilian, and you never was a member of G-Unit-
Mind your damn business!
-And she probably a man!
SHUT UP!
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