If your grandad has one weakness, it's bitches. 'Course they're my weakness too.
What are you doing here?
It's complicated, Huey. I'm a secret agent sent to spy on you. (Huey glares at him) Okay, maybe it's not that complicated.
Do spies usually introduce themselves to whoever they spy on? What spy school did you go to?
Eh. I'm too old to be sneaking around.
(passing through) Excuse us. Coming through.
What if I tell someone right now?
You tried that earlier in the kitchen. Remember? By the way, I wasn't really in the bathroom taking a dump, but ma-ha-ha-ha-han! Ah, that brother of yours is a hoot. And your grandfather? Those two need their own sitcom.
Leave me alone.
Look. Just because my job is to watch your every move and evesedrop on your every telephone call and monitor your every e-mail doesn't mean we can't be friends. (a worker passes by the secret agent, but after he finishes passing by, the agent has vanished)
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