Well hello, there. And what would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?
I want- uh, uh... Santa, you got a red dot on your head.
(diving in slow motion) Nooooooooo!
(Riley fires the gun)
(he blocks some of the bullets) Ow! Goddamn! That had to pierce a spleen or something.
Merry Christmas nigga!
(Santa uses girl to block bullets and girl screams in pain)
Santa, why? You ruined my childhood!
You gonna pay what you owe, Santa! You gonna pay what you owe. Running like a bitch.
(talking on his radio, panting) Backup. I need backup. I'm fat. I can't run very fast. I think I'm having a heart attack and a couple of light strokes.
(aims carefully at Santa) Merry Christmas nigga. (gun clicks) Damn.
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