Huey and Cristal in “Unfinished Business”

Okay, Cristal. We need to have a talk.

Cristal

Before you start, I just want to say how much fun it's been hanging out with you guys. Think of me as a big sister you always wanted.

Don't take this the wrong way, but... I need you get the hell up out of here.

Cristal

Any particular reason?

You're kind of a lazy ho?

Cristal

Yeah, I can see that.

I don't know why my granddad can't see.

Cristal

To be honest, me either. It's so obvious. But it's okay, because I'm in a transitional period...

[interrupting] Ah-ah-ah! I don't care. You gotta go.

Cristal

[takes out a cigarette and lights it] I can't do that.

I'm sorry?

Cristal

You guys have the life. And I want to have the life, too.

Yeah, but it's our life. We're his family.

Cristal

Oh, so now we get to what this is really about! I'm not one of y'all, I'm not in the family, I don't carry his genes... so, I have to go?

Uh, yeah. Plus, you're a lazy ho.

Cristal

"Ho" is a strong term. Right now, I'm somewhere between "anatomical sales associate" and "high maintenance girlfriend." Can't you be positive about my growth?

Cristal, every part of you bein' here is unacceptable. Do you realize I'm doing prostitute laundry? Do you have any idea HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS?!

Cristal

[puts out cigarette] Look, this is an adjustment for everyone. But it's what your grandfather wants. You can't get rid of me. I can do things to persuade your granddad that you can't do.

Like what? [thinks for a second] Never mind, I don't want to know.