Susan and Bill in “Unfinished Business”

Tammy told us that her husband Scott got butt implants!

(deadpan) No way.

(nods, laughs) Have you seen his butt lately? You could bounce a quarter off that thing! (goes to open the cupboard)

... Hey, wait a minute- I thought it was game night! You sit around and talk about your husbands? (pause) Did you ever say anything about me?

(pause) Um... not really.

Um... Liar! What'd you say about me?

... I would tell you if I could, but the group has a Cone of Silence. What is shared in the Cone stays in the Cone (starts to exit)

(sarcastically) And I'm guessing Scott's new butt didn't fit in the Cone, did it?

His butt is no secret- it's like he's smuggling melons back there. (starts to leave)

Whoa, whoa, whoa! So that's it? You're just not gonna tell me?

Honey, it's just a bunch of friends talking! No big deal. (leaves)

Is it about my butt? 'Cause real men have curves, Susan!