Bill and Susan in “Unfinished Business”

Morning. (he sleepily tries to kiss Susan, but she moves and he kisses the pillow) Is it just me, or is your face a little puffy today? What's the matter?

(sharply) Who's Penelope?

What? Penelope- I don't know anybody by that name. Why?

I had a dream last night that you're having an affair with a woman named Penelope!

(sarcastically as he gets up) Oh! Yeah, that Penelope. Yeah, we've been fooling around in other people's sleep for years. You should see us during naps, we're like bunnies!

Stop it, Bill, this is really bothering me!

You're kidding me, right? This thing that happened in a dream?

No, no, no- it wasn't a dream, it was a premonition!

Oh, you know what this reminds me of? A certain horse-race where I was persuaded to bet a hundred dollars on a horse named "Lazy Susan!"

That was a hunch! It wasn't a premonition- there's a difference.

Between first and last place? I'll say! (goes to his closet)

You don't understand! I have only woken up twice in my life with this feeling, and both times my premonition was true!

"And what were they?" He asked, knowing he'll regret it.

Remember Diane Hamilton?

Yeah, your friend with the buck teeth.

She's a brilliant composer.

And in need of an equally brilliant dentist.

The night before her wedding, I had a premonition that her fiancee would leave her at the alter.

Honey, that's not a premonition, that's just common sense! Nobody wants a wife who can build a dam with no tools! (he walks away, Susan follows him looking put-out)

When I was twelve, I dreamt my uncle Max was gonna die- and the next day, boom! He's gone.

And lemme guess! He's ninety-two and on life support.

Mm-Mmm! Forty-five, had a heart attack in a department store. He was testing a mattress- we all thought he just really liked it!