Susan and Bill in “Unfinished Business”

Bryan showed me his racing car- looks fantastic!

Yeah! I thought it turned out pretty well.

You know what it reminds me of? You know that coffee table in the living room we used to have?

(to himself) Here it comes...

You remember, the one you tried to level by cutting the legs shorter and shorter- until we eventually had to throw it away?

Well, it was hard to focus when I had a crazy woman screaming "It's been in my family for over a hundred years!" (gets into bed)

... I'm just curious how such a well-crafted car, came from a man who turned my grandmother's antique coffee table into a serving tray.

... The unconditional support of his loving wife? (Susan shakes her head at him) All right, Paul made it.

And why does Bryan think you did?

Look, he ran in, saw the car, and before I could say a word he jumped to his own conclusions!

So you lied to him.

No, I didn't lie! I just... didn't correct him on his mistaken assumption of the actual truth.

(stares at him) What, are you running for office?!

Okay, fine, I lied! But you have, too.

I have not.

Oh, no? How about when you told Lauren you were on the cheer leading team in high school?

I was!

(sarcastically) Really?

Yes!

Because I believe that doing somersaults in a bird costume falls more into the "mascot" category!

(offended) I was the Lady Falcon- and those were handsprings, mister, which are very hard to do with wings!(Bill gives her a look) Okay, so I lied too! But that doesn't make what you did right.

I know, but you should've seen his face! I was the greatest Dad ever- he hugged me. (Susan looks sympathetic)

Hmm... okay, I get it. (Bill turns out his lamp and lays down to sleep, Susan pokes him in the shoulder) But, just for the record- there were a hundred other girls who would have killed to be the Lady Falcon!

(smirking) Aww, honey, now you're just lying to yourself.