Bill Pearson, Susan Pearson and others in “Unfinished Business”

Starting Quarterback? Why didn't he call me at the office and tell me?

Oh, you know Trent. He's not one to get excited about... well, anything. Even I had to hear about it from Tiffy.

Who's Tiffy?

Oh, some pixie-sounding cheerleader who called me "Ma'am." I am twenty years away from being called "Ma'am"!

(shrugs) Yes, Ma'am. (Susan tries to strangle him)