WSWilliam Shatner
Hello.
Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge! You're William Shatner.
SShatner
You can call me Bill.
Ooh, can I call you Captain?
SShatner
No.
Please?
SShatner
No.
[whispering] Please?
SShatner
Sure.
And will you call me Science Officer Cooper?
SShatner
This has got to stop.
I think you know how to make it stop.
SShatner
[handshake] Put her there, Science Officer Cooper.
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