Can I ask you a question?
Yeah, sure.
Why do you put up with Sheldon?
Oh, um, you know. Because we’re friends.
.... Why?
Wow. You ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember, he’s not doing it on purpose. It’s just how he is. Oh, but he’s also loyal, and trustworthy and we have fun together.
You know, you’re describing a dog.
He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating.
They hate that.
You know what. Sheldon is the smartest person I’ve ever met. He’s a little broke and he needs me. I guess I need him too.
Why’s that?
You will not let this go.
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