Hey, terrific! A secret clubhouse! Hot diggety! A new clubhouse! A new clubhouse!
[Sister tries to do her victory dance, but she stops when she hears a drawbridge noise. Brother and the other boys reveal a sign --attached to the underside of the clubhouse door-- which says, "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!".)
No girls allowed?!
[to Sister] THAT'S RIGHT! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
IT IS NOT FAIR! IT IS NOT FAIR! IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!
[Sister runs off crying. The scene cuts back to the treehouse. In the next scene, Sister is seen with Mama and Papa. She has presumably reported to them about the boys/big cubs not letting her into their boy's clubhouse.]
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! IT ISN'T FAIR! IN FACT, IT IS FAIR TO HAVE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL OUTRAGE!
[True to what Papa says, the boys not letting girls allowed is not fair for Sister and he --Papa-- agrees with that. That is, and it is fair that he --Papa-- should have a complete and total outrage. After Papa says, this he says...!]
[calmly, but sternly] NOW COME! WE ARE GOING TO GO BACK THERE AND MAKE THEM --THE BOYS/BIG CUBS-- TAKE YOU INTO THEIR SILLY CLUB! AND IF THEY DON'T, I AM GOING TO DESTROY THAT CLUBHOUSE LIMB FROM LIMB!
Right!
I don't think that's the answer. Those boys are being unfair. Sometimes boys act that way, so do girls, but whoever does it, it's wrong. The important thing is not whether you're a boy or girl, but the sort of person you are. Be that as it may, you can't make cubs play with you.
No, but you can tear them limb from limb! [to Papa] Come on, Papa!
Wouldn't it be a better idea for you to form your own club and build a secret clubhouse of your own?
Could I?
Why not? I'd be glad to help. Why, we can build it in the old climbing tree!
Terrific! The first thing we'll need is a big sign that says: "No Boys Allowed".
No, the first thing you'll need is members.
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