The Backyardigans quotes

[to the viewers] We're a motorcycle gang.

Yeah! We're rough!

Grr!

And tough!

Grr!

And bad!

[surprised and confused] What?

We're not bad, Pablo. We're rough and tough and good.

[sheepishly] Oops! I forgot. And good!

Grr!

[walking up to a mailbox; to the viewers] Guess what today is? Valentine's Day! I'm sending Valentines to Pablo and Tasha, but don't tell them 'cause it's a surprise. [shushes and puts the two letters in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Pablo and Uniqua! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Uniqua and Tasha! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

Everyone done?

Yup!

Good, then let's go pick up some litter!

What a beautiful day to deliver the mail! [walks over to the mailbox and takes out the letters] Let's see where this mail is going. "The Juice Box Joint." Wow! That's in the middle of nowhere! But I'll get it there, because I never fail to deliver the mail!

[gasps fearfully as he sees the Do-Gooder Bikers by the trash can after picking up the litter while driving down the road, mistaking them as bad bikers] Rough, tough, bad bikers! [the bikers see him approaching; gasps again] They've spotted me! [nearly skids his mail truck off the road, and doesn't know that his mailbag flies out of the back window and lands on the road]

His bag fell out!

[as the bikers catch up with him and trying to return his mailbag; attempting to avoid them] Don't look at the bad bikers, Tyrone. Just pretend they're not there, and maybe they'll go away.

Mailman!

Bikers! [hurries into his mail truck]

Wait, wait! We have your mailbag!

Wait!

We can catch him! Let's ride!

[seeing the bikers catching up with him through the diver side window] Oh, no! They're right behind me! I better take the shortcut. Those bikers won't stop me!

He's taking our favorite shortcut!

Let's ride!

[drinking his apple juice box; to the viewers] Hello. I'm Secret, Agent Secret. You've probably heard of me before. No? That surprises me. I like my adventures exciting, and my juice boxes shaken. It's my job to protect the world from evildoers, and to look super cool while I do it. You see... I'm an international super spy.

[getting a call from Tasha on his hat tracker while driving along the roads of Miami Beach in his spy car] Hello. Secret, here.

Hello, Agent Secret.

Ah, Miss T, [to the viewers] the head of the International Super Spy agency.

Please report to headquarters at once. I've got an assignment for you.

The world in trouble again?

I'm afraid so.

It's a dangerous assignment?

Of course.

Will there be... dancing involved?

that's why I called you.

Be right there. [puts his hat back on, hanging up]

Just look at them, Henchman Tyrone. Aren't they beautiful?

Yes, they are. Very, very beautiful. They're the most beautiful... Uh, what are they?

These are secret containers, and very soon... they will be mine! [laughs evilly] Come on, laugh.

Who, me?

Yeah! You're my henchman. You're supposed to laugh with me.

Oh, sorry, boss.

Don't call me boss! I'm a lady!

Yes, lady.

[in English accent] Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to London. May I have your order please?

Yes, please, I'd like the... Hey, you're my secret contact!

[quietly] Shhh!

Sorry, Austin. I didn't recognize you.

You're not supposed to. I'm in disguise.

Cool! I'll have the banana split, please.

Very good, sir. One banana split.

[to the viewers] Remember… Always expect the unexpected.

I'm warning you, Mr. Secret, I'm not going to let go!

I'd love to stay and chat, but I really must fly.

Fly? What are you talking about? Let go of the container! It's mine!

Oh, well. Sorry, Agent Secret.

Thanks anyway, Austin.

That's it! I've had enough of you good guys! Mr. Secret, I'm afraid you've given me no choice. Prepared to be tickled, Mr. Secret.

Are we even going the right way?

I can't tell. All these sand dunes look the same. I wish I knew where we were.

You're in Arabia! Boy, that sure was an easy one.

[forcing Pablo to stay seated in a chair and do nothing; sternly] Pablo, you are to sit in this chair and stay in this chair. No touching anything, no doing anything, and no helping. Do you understand?

But… what if you need help?

I don't need any help. I am Sinbad, and Sinbad sails alone. I can do it myself!

[incredibly enraged with the clowns for making him miss his train] CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes] I am so mad! You made me miss my train! I have a circus to lead tonight in Big City, but I won't be there because of... CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes]

Somebody call for clowns?

Don't worry, Ringmaster Tyrone. We'll help you catch that train.

Let me guess. Clowns?

Yep. CLOWNS!!!!!