The Backyardigans quotes

This is the imperial palace, where the Empress lives and eats pie. And that is the bakery. But we cannot take the path there. The bakery is guarded with traps.

Traps?

Traps! So ninjas cannot get to the bakery and steal pies. Come. We will take this secret underground passageway to the bakery!

Stop!

Huh?

You are not ready to make pie.

Sure I am. Pie-ya! Pie-

[takes the wooden spoon out of Austin's hand] Young Austin, before you can make pie, you must learn to make pie. And to learn to make pie, I must teach you to make pie. Do you understand?

Yes, Master Pie Maker Tyrone.

Very well. Your training begins… [clangs a wooden spoon on the pan like a gong] Now! [singing] Do you wanna make pies?

[singing] Yes, I wanna make pies.

[singing] Let me see it in your eyes!

[singing] Yes, I wanna make pies.

[singing] Then try this exercise.

Empress Tasha, we heard your call for pie, and we came right away.

Yes, today is a very good day for pie. But there is only one problem... I don't know what kind of pie I feel like today.

Well, your majesty, we could do a rhubarb pie, or a pecan pie. We could even do a quiche.

Those are all very fine pies indeed. But today, I wish to have something different. Something unusual. Something special.

Hey, what about the Great Pie?

What did you say?

[hesitantly] Uh, nothing, nothing.

The Great Pie! That's what he said. What a marvelous idea!

The Great Pie?!

All right! [she and Pablo high-five]

Uh, your majesty, did I mention that figs are in season?

No, no, no. It is settled. The Great Pie it shall be!

[annoyed with Austin] I cannot believe you mentioned the Great Pie!

Don't worry. I know we can make it. [makes a karate pose] Pie-ya!

No, not "we." You!

[surprised] Huh?

Making this pie was your idea, so you shall make this pie.

But-

No buts! If you wanna be a master pie maker, this is your true test. Make the Great Pie.

Why is it so hard for us ninjas to get pie?

Good question. I mean... Ninjas like pie too.

[astounded] Young Austin, this... This is a beautiful pie. The shape - so round. The size - just right. The crust - so crusty. [impressed] You have learned well, Young Austin.

Do you think it is... The Great Pie?

There's only one way to know for sure, and that is for the Empress to taste it.

[accidentally landing on some ceramic tints; clumsily] I meant to do that.

[gasps] Ninjas!

GET THE PIE!

PROTECT THE PIE!

[holding the pie with both hands] Master Tyrone, what do we do?!

There is only one thing we can do. PIE FIGHT!!!

[as he and Tyrone both get hit by pies in their faces during the fight] Where is everyone?

I can't see!

Get the Great Pie! [she and Pablo start to run away with the pie]

They've got the pie!

My masterpiece! Stop them!

[enters the backyard, carrying a beaker of blue liquid; to the viewers] Hi, I'm Austin. [gestures to Tasha, who is being a mad scientist] And that's my boss, Mad Scientist Tasha. I help her create stuff in our laboratory. [suddenly remembering something] Oh, and guess what? Today is my birthday! [walks to the table] Hey, Mad Scientist, do you remember what today is?

Of course I do.

You do?! Oh, great!

Today is the day that I make my maddest, craziest, most brilliant creation ever! [laughs like a mad scientist]

Oh... So, what creation is that?

I can't tell you that, it's a secret.

[sighs sadly] This is the worst birthday ever. [arrives at Mummy King Tyrone's pyramid and enters] Hello? Mummy King? Anyone home? [pulls out a flashlight and finds some hieroglyphics] It's a good thing I can read hieroglyphics. It says… [reading] "Warning: Big monster mummy king up ahead. Go no further." Well, I have to go further. [continues reading] "Okay, but whatever you do, do not step on the "X." [curious] Hmm. I wonder what that means. [finds himself standing on the "X" and looks up] Uh-oh. [moves out of the way when a boulder falls from the ceiling] I better not step on anymore Xs. [sees tiles all over the floor marked with Xs] Oh, brother. This is just what I needed for my birthday.

[annoyed] Oh, brother. [walks up to Mummy King Tyrone's sarcophagus and knocks on the door] Excuse me, but I am not a monster.

You're not? Huh. I guess you don't look like a monster.

[tickling the tree as it swings Mummy King Tyrone back and forth] Just as I thought. A ticklish tree. [The tree lets go of Mummy King Tyrone, sending him flying in the air and land on the ground] Come on, and stay away from the trees.

It's spooky in here.

It certainly is.

There's a sign. It's a very good thing I read vampire. It says... [reading] "Warning: Do not go up the stairs!"

Sounds good to me.

[agreeing] Yup!

Nice try, monsters. Now come on. [they walk up the stairs and find another sign; reading] "Okay, you asked for it."

Asked for what?

RUN!

[turns around, noticing that Mummy King Tyrone, Werewolf Uniqua, and Vampire Pablo are out of his sight] Mummy King? Werewolf? Vampire? They're gone! This is the worst birthday ever. [sighs sadly] Well, I guess I better tell the mad scientist that I lost all the monsters. [opens the laboratory door, where it's completely dark] Hello? Mad Scientist? [enters and the door closes] Why is it so dark?

Happy Birthday, Austin!

[gasps in surprise] A birthday party?! For me?! [to Tasha; overjoyed] I can't believe you remembered!

[smiling] Of course I remembered, Austin. How could I forget your birthday?

[happily] I thought this was gonna be a terrible birthday, but it's the best birthday ever!

HOO, HOO! WE ARE MAD! HUKA PELE!

NOW… GO!!!!! [blows Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin out of the volcano with their strong lungs, sending them back down towards the beach]

Those Volcano Sisters sure have powerful lungs.

The pearl is guarded by a very angry clam.

No clam is too angry for a swimmer as swift as I am.