Pablo quotes from The Backyardigans

[turns around, noticing that Mummy King Tyrone, Werewolf Uniqua, and Vampire Pablo are out of his sight] Mummy King? Werewolf? Vampire? They're gone! This is the worst birthday ever. [sighs sadly] Well, I guess I better tell the mad scientist that I lost all the monsters. [opens the laboratory door, where it's completely dark] Hello? Mad Scientist? [enters and the door closes] Why is it so dark?

Happy Birthday, Austin!

[gasps in surprise] A birthday party?! For me?! [to Tasha; overjoyed] I can't believe you remembered!

[smiling] Of course I remembered, Austin. How could I forget your birthday?

[happily] I thought this was gonna be a terrible birthday, but it's the best birthday ever!

The pearl is guarded by a very angry clam.

No clam is too angry for a swimmer as swift as I am.

[to the viewers] We're a motorcycle gang.

Yeah! We're rough!

Grr!

And tough!

Grr!

And bad!

[surprised and confused] What?

We're not bad, Pablo. We're rough and tough and good.

[sheepishly] Oops! I forgot. And good!

Grr!

[walking up to a mailbox; to the viewers] Guess what today is? Valentine's Day! I'm sending Valentines to Pablo and Tasha, but don't tell them 'cause it's a surprise. [shushes and puts the two letters in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Pablo and Uniqua! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

[to the viewers] Valentines, for Uniqua and Tasha! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr!

Everyone done?

Yup!

Good, then let's go pick up some litter!

What a beautiful day to deliver the mail! [walks over to the mailbox and takes out the letters] Let's see where this mail is going. "The Juice Box Joint." Wow! That's in the middle of nowhere! But I'll get it there, because I never fail to deliver the mail!

Mailman!

Bikers! [hurries into his mail truck]

Wait, wait! We have your mailbag!

Wait!

We can catch him! Let's ride!

[seeing the bikers catching up with him through the diver side window] Oh, no! They're right behind me! I better take the shortcut. Those bikers won't stop me!

He's taking our favorite shortcut!

Let's ride!

[getting a call from Tasha on his hat tracker while driving along the roads of Miami Beach in his spy car] Hello. Secret, here.

Hello, Agent Secret.

Ah, Miss T, [to the viewers] the head of the International Super Spy agency.

Please report to headquarters at once. I've got an assignment for you.

The world in trouble again?

I'm afraid so.

It's a dangerous assignment?

Of course.

Will there be... dancing involved?

that's why I called you.

Be right there. [puts his hat back on, hanging up]

[in English accent] Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to London. May I have your order please?

Yes, please, I'd like the... Hey, you're my secret contact!

[quietly] Shhh!

Sorry, Austin. I didn't recognize you.

You're not supposed to. I'm in disguise.

Cool! I'll have the banana split, please.

Very good, sir. One banana split.

[to the viewers] Remember… Always expect the unexpected.

I'm warning you, Mr. Secret, I'm not going to let go!

I'd love to stay and chat, but I really must fly.

Fly? What are you talking about? Let go of the container! It's mine!

Oh, well. Sorry, Agent Secret.

Thanks anyway, Austin.

That's it! I've had enough of you good guys! Mr. Secret, I'm afraid you've given me no choice. Prepared to be tickled, Mr. Secret.

Are we even going the right way?

I can't tell. All these sand dunes look the same. I wish I knew where we were.

You're in Arabia! Boy, that sure was an easy one.

[forcing Pablo to stay seated in a chair and do nothing; sternly] Pablo, you are to sit in this chair and stay in this chair. No touching anything, no doing anything, and no helping. Do you understand?

But… what if you need help?

I don't need any help. I am Sinbad, and Sinbad sails alone. I can do it myself!

[incredibly enraged with the clowns for making him miss his train] CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes] I am so mad! You made me miss my train! I have a circus to lead tonight in Big City, but I won't be there because of... CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes]

Somebody call for clowns?

Don't worry, Ringmaster Tyrone. We'll help you catch that train.

Let me guess. Clowns?

Yep. CLOWNS!!!!!

The butterfly!

[sees the butterfly on his nose, then starts running around in a panic] Oh, my! It's the butterfly! Right before my very nose! Right on my very nose!

Professor Pablo?

[not listening, still panicking] Where's my jar?! Where's my net?! I must catch it!

Professor Pablo?

[still panicking] I must catch the Gilded Golden Butterfly! Oh, boy, oh, boy!

Professor Pablo!

[finally stops panicking and turns to them] Yes?

Grab it!

Oh, right.

Alright, Wizard Pablo, ready to practice our magic spells?

Ready, Wizard Tyrone. Let's try the flying hat spell.

Okay. So first we chant the magic words...

And then we wave our magic wands...

And hopefully the hats will fly onto our heads.

Well, here goes nothing.