Pablo quotes from The Backyardigans

Come on, Dr. Shrinky, we must leave the Forest of Darkness, go and capture the Key to the World from the Tower of Power.

Yes, we must! But where exactly is the Tower of Power?

There! Through the woods, and across the Land of Cold! When we capture the key, we'll rule the world!

Where do you think you're going?

Uh… to the Tower of Power so we can rule the world?

Oh, no, you don't. We'll catch you.

RUN!

[pacing back and forth; panicking] No, oh, no! They're getting ahead of us! We're going backward, they're going forward…

Pablo?

Yup. They're gonna get there first. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

PABLO!

Yeah?

There's only one thing we can do!

What's that?

Think!

We made to the tower! Now we just need to get to the top and grab the key.

[sees Austin and Uniqua coming towards them] But here come the superheroes! What will we do?

[as an idea pops into his head] I know! We'll fake 'em out! Let's pretend to be tired and then, when they fall for our trick, we'll get 'em! [he and Tyrone laugh wickedly] Here they come!

Villains, HALT!

[panting] (No.) It's okay… You win, superheroes.

[panting] We're too tired… to climb the tower. You guys go ahead.

Great! Now's our chance! [walks towards the entrance]

Now, Dr. Shrinky!

Captain Hammer, SHRINK! [fires his shockwaves, shrinking Austin down to the size of a mouse]

[horrified] Captain Hammer!

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] Uh-oh!

You shrunk Captain Hammer?!

I'm here!

[lowers her hand to pick him up] Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. But the villains are going in the tower.

Not so fast, supervillains!

[shocked] Weather Woman!

You'll never get the key!

[puts his hand to his ear] What?

You'll never get the key!

What?

[slightly annoyed] He said, you'll never get the key!

Oh.

Nonsense! You and your teensy, weensy friend can't defeat us now!

We've got you now!

The Key to the World is safe!

We've saved the world from your evil plot.

[in high-pitched squeaky voice] We're tiny.

[also in high-pitched squeaky voice] And gooey.

What?

We can't hear you.

Whoa! I mean, ugh! That's a long way down.

You know what we need? Something to help us get down this hill.

Yeah, something we can ride on, and go fast.

Yeah. And it should be red.

Ughxactly. So that's why I invented this.

Great invention.

Awesome.

Great invention.

Really cool!

What do you call it, the button?

Nope.

The rice cake?

Nope, I call it the sled.

Ugh!

Ughxcellent choice.

Good name.

The sled.

Hop on. Now let's ugh.

Ugh!

Come along! Don't dawdle!

Okay!

We'll be right there!

[off-screen] HELP! HELP!

[hearing Pablo's call] Did you hear somebody call for help?

Help! Help! Help!

[snowboards over to the cliff and finds him hanging onto the pole] Pablo!

Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

Pablo...

Help! Help, help, help! Help, help, HELP!

Pablo!

Yeah?

I think I can help.

Oh. How?

I've got a rope. [takes a rope out of his race pack] Grab on and I'll pull you up!

The only thing left is the hike across the desert. It looks awfully hot and dry out there. But it is a desert, after all. Here they come. I better get going. [starting to get tired] Phew, I wish I'd brought some water. I'm getting thirsty.

I'm in second place. If I can just catch up with Uniqua, I can still win this race! Boy, it's awfully hot and dry around here. I just wish I'd brought some water. I'm thirsty.

I'm not that far behind. If I go really, really fast, and catch up with Pablo and Uniqua, I might still win the race. I'm thirsty. I wish I'd brought some water. Phew!

[disappointed] Oh, man! There they go! I'm last... again! I'm never going to win this race!

[approaches Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua, all resting up against a cactus and looking really exhausted] Hey. Why did you guys stop hiking?

Because it's too hot.

And it's too dry.

And we're too thirsty.

I can help. How about some water?

Water! [takes a drink from the bottle and passes it on to Pablo and Uniqua]

[all feeling much better] Thanks, Austin.

You know, this is the second time you've helped me.

Hey, you helped me twice, too!

And you've helped me twice, too, too! Thanks!

You're welcome. Now let's get back in the race!

Hmm... interesting. Might be a case of missing soccer ball. Let's investigate.

Soccer Monster gets the ball. He passes it outfield to... Soccer Monster!

Empress Tasha, we heard your call for pie, and we came right away.

Yes, today is a very good day for pie. But there is only one problem... I don't know what kind of pie I feel like today.

Well, your majesty, we could do a rhubarb pie, or a pecan pie. We could even do a quiche.

Those are all very fine pies indeed. But today, I wish to have something different. Something unusual. Something special.

Hey, what about the Great Pie?

What did you say?

[hesitantly] Uh, nothing, nothing.

The Great Pie! That's what he said. What a marvelous idea!

The Great Pie?!

All right! [she and Pablo high-five]

Uh, your majesty, did I mention that figs are in season?

No, no, no. It is settled. The Great Pie it shall be!

Why is it so hard for us ninjas to get pie?

Good question. I mean... Ninjas like pie too.

[astounded] Young Austin, this... This is a beautiful pie. The shape - so round. The size - just right. The crust - so crusty. [impressed] You have learned well, Young Austin.

Do you think it is... The Great Pie?

There's only one way to know for sure, and that is for the Empress to taste it.

[accidentally landing on some ceramic tints; clumsily] I meant to do that.

[gasps] Ninjas!

GET THE PIE!

PROTECT THE PIE!

[holding the pie with both hands] Master Tyrone, what do we do?!

There is only one thing we can do. PIE FIGHT!!!

[as he and Tyrone both get hit by pies in their faces during the fight] Where is everyone?

I can't see!

Get the Great Pie! [she and Pablo start to run away with the pie]

They've got the pie!

My masterpiece! Stop them!